Happy Tails — cover & bank holiday post
Ready to send to Robert. Nothing has been published anywhere.
On a phone: press and hold a picture, then choose Save to Photos (iPhone) or Download image (Android). The red button does the same thing if your browser allows it.
To WhatsApp it: save the picture first, then open WhatsApp, pick the chat, tap the attach icon and choose it from your photos. Sending it that way keeps it sharp.
The words: tap Copy caption and paste straight into WhatsApp or Facebook.
Two things only Robert can answer
- What actually happens if a pet goes missing on Sunday? One sentence from him turns this from bad news into a useful notice. Without it the post only says what they cannot do. We must not invent it.
- Which days does he mean? The 31st of August is a bank holiday in England, Wales and Northern Ireland, but not in Ireland — and he serves both. That is why no date is printed.
Tell Robert to upload it from a computer, not the phone
Measured live on Facebook on 28 August 2026: the cover renders at 2500×925 on a desktop screen. Facebook's own help page still says 851×315 and "under 100 KB" — that text has not changed since 2018 and every design blog copies it. Following it makes the file get blown up almost 3×, which is exactly what looks amateur.
Uploading from the phone app also squashes the file harder and takes away the drag-to-position control. Desktop upload, and use the PNG as it is.
CoverA. Painted — same look as the poster he liked
2500×925 PNG. Nothing borrowed from anyone: the picture is a painting, the logo is his. Safe to publish today.
How a phone actually shows it: the sides get cut and the round profile picture sits over the bottom left. Nothing important is lost.
CoverB. His real press coverage
2500×925 PNG. Built from the collage already sitting on his own website:
Sky News, TV3 and a newspaper headline. It says "this man has been on television" in one
second, which no drawing can.
Ask him first. It reproduces broadcasters' and a newspaper's material. He already
publishes it on his own site, so it is his call, not ours.
Built by webs.ie on 28 August 2026. The picture is a painting, not a photograph of Robert or
his work — nothing here shows real premises, staff or vehicles.
Every word on the poster is set in HTML on top of the picture, so any of it can be corrected
in a minute without paying to regenerate the artwork.
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